Sake White

This is all courtesy of Dr Sanity’s Insanity um thingie.

This is of course Miller’s fracking of Harry Reid.

Palestinians steal from Arafat, what he stole from others

Palestinians running away from killings and murder. Into
Israel

A comedy skit that is downright… um well look for yourself.

It is apartment 3-B and the name on the lease reads, Mrs. Winifred Cuthbert.

Winnie, as she’s known to friends and family, is a dowager. A widow, entitled as such back in 1974 when her husband of 17 years ran off with his much younger secretary. Ever the prideful woman, Winnie can’t admit she’s divorced. She even went so far as to purchase a lovely little urn to convince visitors of her widowhood. She keeps it on the mantle near a picture of her beloved Alfred. What’s in the urn? A bent paper clip, matchbook and the silica-like contents of two Etch-A-Sketches.

Winnie is nothing if not thorough in ALL her ruses.

But the gist of this post, Dear Reader, isn’t about Winnie, her pride or her failed marriage. It’s about her refridgerator. It’s an old, two door model—now approaching 18 years of dutiful service in Winnie’s kitchen. It shimmies and shakes constantly and has been on it’s last leg now for 12 of those years, but because it was the last purchase she and Alfred made as husband and wife, Winnie can’t part with it. And if she knew what happened in her refridgerator every night, she’d never, ever want to part with it.

You see, Winnie’s Amana is a magic refridgerator.

Late at night, incredible things happen throughout the fridge, especially in the vegetable crisper drawer.

Our story takes place circa January, 2003.

There’s a cucumber, an onion (which by the way, has been voted Head Veggie), a carrot, a small jar of minced garlic, a half a head of lettuce and a squash and on this particular night, they’re discussing the current politically charged climate inside the old Amana.

Things are very tense.

Let’s listen in:

If you want to see what Alice saw, go here for Paris Hilton’s unjust treatment. Then there’s the top 9 statements that might have caused Paris to cry.